Funny Things to Tell Someone Who Is Pregnant
Forget elephants – if there's a significant lady in the room she's going to attract attention! There's just something about a infant bump that seems to invite crazy comments from friends, family and complete strangers.
For example, you're in the supermarket and a guy in the dairy aisle asks if you're having triplets (you lot're not). Or y'all're a day away from going on maternity leave and a colleague asks if you're going to take another one. You lot know, after this one. Geez, requite a daughter a break!
Crazy things people say
To share in some more than classic moments, we asked the Mum's Grapevine Facebook community for the craziest (and funniest) things people said while you were pregnant.
Here are 25 of our favourites!
"I was wearing a dark-green dress and one lady said to me I looked similar a behemothic pea."
Now, we just need to find someone dressed as ham!
"I was at a pub with my partner … (not drinking alcohol) and 1 guy turned and said 'you should be at home in bed, shouldn't you? Pregnant people don't exit'."
Yes, yes, lock the states up and throw away the key.
"You gonna continue it?"
Umm, that was the programme …
"What are you having???' My married man's favourite reply was, 'A cat'."
Or a pony, or a unicorn or – oh yes – a Babe!
"My old grandma told my friend Holly that she looked like a snake who swallowed a mouse. Hmmm."
Natural selection and all that …
"When finding out where I was booked to requite birth, [they said], 'Oh that's where that midwife sabbatum on a lady's belly because the baby wasn't coming out [and] the baby died.' Seriously??"
#noinappropriatecommentfilter
"My [mother-in-law] saying, 'I wish you wouldn't breastfeed, bottles are better for other people in the family, I want a chance to bond with the babe likewise'."
Gawd, breastfeeding mums are simply so selfish …
"Volition you requite your canis familiaris away?"
We call back they're barking upwardly the incorrect tree with that annotate.
"Are you lot sure? Y'all don't look pregnant."
Aye, pretty sure. Let'due south telephone call it mum'south intuition …
"Is the father of this babe the same father as the others?' As we all stood there as a family."
Yep, that's him [pointing]. This guy right here, every bit in RIGHT Hither.
"Oh, I didn't realise you were significant, I thought you lot were just overweight."
Not really a compliment, fella.
"My husband'southward uncle, upon seeing me pregnant at Christmas, told me I'd been eating besides many pumpkin seeds. I said if I'd known that was all I had to practise, nosotros wouldn't have wasted money on IVF."
Uncle jokes. Like dad jokes, merely worse …
"My son asked my friend how her baby got in there and did she eat it? He was four lol."
From the mouths of babes …
"Did you lot get bad hangovers when you were pregnant, as mine are horrendous!'
Different strokes for different folks, eh?
"Don't worry, when baby's born you lot'll lose the weight."
Ah, thank you, that'south exactly what we wanted to hear!
"What did you lot accept? Lol, I was however significant, with three weeks to go."
The slightly premature question …
"Wait!!! Information technology's Makka Pakka!!! Said by a three-year-old, and to be fair I was wearing a greyness jumper …"
In The Night Garden is, like, totally nailing maternity style.
"Don't take whatever more children, dearest. The earth is a horrible identify."
Yep, the apocalypse is most …
"If you attain your hands to a higher place your head, the umbilical string volition snap."
Say what?
"You can tell you're having a girl. When you're pregnant with a girl, you lot just blow up all over"
Uh-huh … Except information technology'due south a boy …
"You're having a boy … I can tell by the mode your boobs are hanging."
Oh, look at that, information technology's a girl!
"Tin nosotros use your breast milk? My daughter has an earache and information technology helps earaches heal."
Maybe try the pharmacist …
"How long have y'all been trying?"
Considering suddenly your sexual practice life is anybody's business.
"I was asked if I did it 'a special way' to conceive twins. With a directly face, I told her that I jumped from the wardrobe into the ceiling fan … did three spins and landed on tiptop."
Don't forget the pumpkin seeds while yous're up at that place!
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Source: https://mumsgrapevine.com.au/2017/03/crazy-things-people-say-pregnant-women/
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